How to talk sht on the internet
[1] YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO START OFF by getting on the Internet. You aren’t going to physically get on the Internet. I mean, it’s not like getting on an airplane or a horse. You get on the Internet by pressing start on your computer and then making the Internet go. I know that sounds pretty high tech, but this is sort of complicated stuff.
[2] OKAY, SO YOU’RE ON THE INTERNET. Where to start? I’d recommend making your Internet go to Thrashermagazine.com. And I’m not just saying that because I work for Thrasher. I’m saying that because … Well … actually I’m saying that because I work for Thrasher (Phelps sort of scares me).